Here in Freiburg, it’s possible to rent a cable car for parties. Like seemingly everywhere in Germany, one can drink and smoke on it. It’s called der Partywagen, or party car. Tonight, a soccer team has rented one, and their train stops in the middle of the city’s biggest intersection, presumably so that we may observe the great time they’re having. Three hours later, the train’s passengers show up at an Irish pub. Whatever they’re singing, it doesn’t appear to contain consonants. Their shirts announce them as Junggesellen: bachelors.